It looks like an over sized vibrator. Yep, can't wait to put that in the living room.
"Would you like to see my latest acquisition? I call it the vibra-piano, it quietly gets you off."
PJ
· 1 year ago
I don't know how you can find this to be beautiful. It looks like an over-sized replication of a stirrup from the table in the doctor's office. Now, I'm not an expert on this but I did attend the births of my two daughters and as my wife as placed on the table and told to put her feet in the stirrups, I just didn't find myself thinking "Geez, those stirrups are really pretty, what a work of art!" No, what came to mind was something more like "Urp, this place stinks! My God! That's got to be uncomfortable, what with the legs up there and the doctor poking and prodding around down there." Then all of a sudden, out pops the kid. Then life, as I knew it, became irrevocably altered.
That or it looks like some sort of industrial phallus with a heavy duty handle for those "big" jobs. Indeed, I think the word "Schemmel" translates into "industrial sex toy" in English. That part that opens up? That's where you put the deep cycle marine batteries. The open grid work thingie is a sighting mechanism. Don't want to miss the mark with this beast!
BillV
· 1 year ago
Yeah, I'd have to agree with you. Steven, who originally posted this, is older than me, perhaps taste fades with age? LOL Hopefully he'll still post here now and again after the changes.
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"Would you like to see my latest acquisition? I call it the vibra-piano, it quietly gets you off."
That or it looks like some sort of industrial phallus with a heavy duty handle for those "big" jobs. Indeed, I think the word "Schemmel" translates into "industrial sex toy" in English. That part that opens up? That's where you put the deep cycle marine batteries. The open grid work thingie is a sighting mechanism. Don't want to miss the mark with this beast!
Hopefully he'll still post here now and again after the changes.