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Re: Under Construction

aandras — Fri, 30 May 2008 14:26:06 -0000

Well it has been 2 weeks Bill
Lets get the entertainment going
Albert

Re: Suffer to be Beautiful

Matte — Mon, 19 May 2008 05:37:16 -0000

Well, actually it doesn't look to hurt much since she's talking with her friends and drinking juice. If that would have hurt, she just would have faint or couldn't even sit (and talk with anyone) or even stopped the process, no?

In my opinion, the first 2-3minutes are the worst, after that you get used I guess (same for tattooes)

Re: A thing of exquisite beauty

BillV — Fri, 16 May 2008 17:46:04 -0000

Yeah, I'd have to agree with you. Steven, who originally posted this, is older than me, perhaps taste fades with age? LOL
Hopefully he'll still post here now and again after the changes.

Re: A thing of exquisite beauty

PJ — Fri, 16 May 2008 13:19:08 -0000

I don't know how you can find this to be beautiful. It looks like an over-sized replication of a stirrup from the table in the doctor's office. Now, I'm not an expert on this but I did attend the births of my two daughters and as my wife as placed on the table and told to put her feet in the stirrups, I just didn't find myself thinking "Geez, those stirrups are really pretty, what a work of art!" No, what came to mind was something more like "Urp, this place stinks! My God! That's got to be uncomfortable, what with the legs up there and the doctor poking and prodding around down there." Then all of a sudden, out pops the kid. Then life, as I knew it, became irrevocably altered.

That or it looks like some sort of industrial phallus with a heavy duty handle for those "big" jobs. Indeed, I think the word "Schemmel" translates into "industrial sex toy" in English. That part that opens up? That's where you put the deep cycle marine batteries. The open grid work thingie is a sighting mechanism. Don't want to miss the mark with this beast!

Re: Free Apple Stuff

BillV — Fri, 09 May 2008 01:03:24 -0000

Ah, it seems he must have a life. Just taking him a while to mod the comments. :)

Re: Free Apple Stuff

BillV — Wed, 07 May 2008 02:17:59 -0000

You're welcome, though The comment I left two days ago, as instructed, hasn't appeared. Hope he's not playing favorites.

Re: Free Apple Stuff

HelloKit — Mon, 05 May 2008 15:45:32 -0000

Awesome, thanks for the heads up!

Re: Just don’t short circuit yourself

engtech — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 20:30:42 -0000

This is an ingenious product. To cut costs, make it always say "not-pregnant".

Because anyone using a USB pregnancy test hasn't gotten laid in a while.

Re: Meditation???

Arni — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 20:17:42 -0000

I meditate all day. I see a beautiful girl and I think "I shall not grab her ass.. I shall not grab her ass".. it works.. honest!

Re: Ruby growled at me just looking at this

BillV — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 22:44:03 -0000

From what I've read, the above *is* actually illegal in many US states. Something about unscrupulous pet sellers coloring chicks, bunnies and puppies and selling them at Easter...then the dye wears off and the pet ends up neglected or abandoned.

Re: Just don’t short circuit yourself

HelloKit — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 17:49:43 -0000

It was an April Fools joke... but don't worry, I fell for it too. :oP

Re: Just don’t short circuit yourself

ontarioemperor — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 00:54:23 -0000

While this particular idea is a little bizarre, it does suggest some other marriages of USB memory stick technology with other medical issues. I assume that the products already exist and I just don't know about them, but the ability to capture heart rates and other biomedical data remotely could potentially revolutionize (or is already revolutionizing) medical care.

Re: A thing of exquisite beauty

PJ — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:00:24 -0000

It looks like an over sized vibrator. Yep, can't wait to put that in the living room.

"Would you like to see my latest acquisition? I call it the vibra-piano, it quietly gets you off."

Re: Butt remover?

Melody — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 04:18:08 -0000

Arni's the closest to being correct!

Re: Butt remover?

Albert Andrascik — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 15:44:56 -0000

Bill
When a deer is transported after it has been shot, it will usually expell feces, thus the but remover. Helps in clean up of the poop in the back of the truck

Re: Butt remover?

Arni — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 13:58:43 -0000

The easiest way to pull out a deer's intestines, after you kill it ?

Re: Butt remover?

Gorgeous — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 07:04:30 -0000

It's actually a "Deer Holder" You attach a rope to the "T"ed end.

Basically, if you find a deer out side of hunting season, you sneek up VERY quietly behind the animal. Gently raise the tail and quickly insert the device... As you run for your life, tie the loose end of the rope to a tree.

Then pray to God you can outrun the rope length...

Come back when the hunting season is open. You'll have a nice deer waiting for you which you can now hit over the head with a hammer rather than wasting that expensive ammo on..

Re: Say it with me: VAGINA.

scott froman — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 22:50:04 -0000

yummy

Re: Suffer to be Beautiful

StevenHodson — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 05:21:38 -0000

no freaking kidding ... call me nuts but I like the idea of keeping my skin on my body at all times.

Re: Suffer to be Beautiful

Saskboy — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 05:17:15 -0000

People sure do love to torture themselves, eh?

Re: What if you fail at failing?

Gorgeous — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 14:42:08 -0000

I had to wear one of those cones once. What this Cat doesn't realize is that you can use that cone to scoop up a rather sizable portion of food and carry it around with you.

The only down side was that I had to keep looking up so none would spill out. I walked into a few tables and chairs doing this, but it works. :)

Re: How not to go to a Star Wars convention

Melody — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 03:04:46 -0000

I'm not sure what bothers me more:
The fact that she is smiling while wearing that OR the fact that she wore it out in public to begin with.
I don't got it.. and my clothes are firmly in place!

Re: Never mind the rapella - bring a big penis

BillyV — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 22:48:23 -0000

Wow...I gotta quit putting my pic on the internet. People make statues of me.

Re: How not to go to a Star Wars convention

Arni — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 04:09:03 -0000

Eeek. Princess Leya ruined for life.

If you got it, flaunt it.. if you don't, please keep your clothes on!

Re: Hey Mr. Gorgeous - Betcha Can’t Do This

Gorgeous — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 14:28:07 -0000

Walking on water is easy. All you need is enough speed and the right angle.